Parasitic AntiSocial Super Soft Tee

$35.85 AUD

The “Parasitic AntiSocial” tee is for everyday wear when you want to make your stance clear without breaking a sweat—literally or socially. Clean, simple typography that looks harmless at first glance… until people read it twice. Minimal design, maximum attitude.

This is that t-shirt. Soft, breathable, and lightweight enough to live in, whether you’re out in public pretending you enjoy it or staying in and avoiding everyone entirely. It’s polished enough to look intentional, casual enough to feel effortless, and comfortable enough that you’ll keep reaching for it “by accident.”

Details you’ll appreciate:

  • Bella + Canvas classic tee (the icon for a reason)

  • Soft, lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) that feels broken-in from day one

  • Regular fit that actually fits

  • Unisex sizing for all bodies, all moods

  • Fabric content varies by color:

    • Solid colors: 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton

    • Heather & blended shades add just enough stretch and durability

Wear it alone. Layer it up. Pair it with resting face and zero explanations.
Low effort. High impact. Very antisocial.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.