Parasitic AntiSocial Hoodie
The graphic is simple.
The message? Absolutely not.
“Parasitic AntiSocial” is for the ones who keep their circle small, their boundaries strong, and their social battery on low power mode. It’s quiet chaos. It’s self-aware menace. It’s a hoodie that says don’t talk to me without you having to say a word.
And fair warning: once you throw this on, taking it off becomes a personal challenge. The soft cotton blend hits that perfect sweet spot between cozy and structured, while the heavyweight feel gives it that “I live in this now” energy. Ideal for podcast listening, late-night scrolling, avoiding plans, or emotionally detaching in public.
Details you should actually care about:
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65% ring-spun cotton / 35% polyester (aka soft but durable)
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Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz) for peak comfort
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Regular fit that can run a little snug (size up if you like it roomier)
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Unisex sizing, because vibes aren’t gendered
Wear it ironically. Wear it honestly. Either way, it understands you.
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: PrettyAntiSocial
- Email: prettyantisocialpodcast-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Parasitic AntiSocial Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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S
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27
|
20
|
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M
|
28
|
21
|
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L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
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30
|
25
|
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2XL
|
31
|
26
|
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3XL
|
32
|
28
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