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"Don't Do Me Dirt!" Ultimate Bundle: Hoodie, Beanie, & Free Sticker!

$60.00

Say it once and cover all the bases. 😌
The “Don’t Do Me Dirt!” bundle brings the attitude all in one go — featuring the embroidered beanie, a cozy hoodie, and a free sticker to seal the message.

Perfect for staying warm, making statements, and setting boundaries wherever you go (or stick). Funny, bold, and unapologetic — because if you’re saying it, you might as well say it everywhere. 💅

Bundle includes:
"Don't Do Me Dirt!" Hoodie
"Don't Do Me Dirt!" Hoodie

Select color: Black

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"Don't Do Me Dirt!" Hoodie Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
27
20
M
28
21
L
29
23
XL
30
25
2XL
31
26
3XL
32
28

Measurements are provided by suppliers. 

Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).


This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of a measuring tape beside the collar at the top of the garment (high point shoulder). Pull the tape to the bottom of the item.

B Width

Place the end of a measuring tape at one side of the chest area and pull the tape across to the other side of the product.

"Don't Do Me Dirt!" Beanie
"Don't Do Me Dirt!" Beanie

Select color: Black

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"Don't Do Me Dirt!" Beanie Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label A B C D
One size
17.3
8.66
2.95
87

Measure your head circumference with a non-stretchable measuring tape. Place the end of your tape on your forehead and wrap the rest around the back of your head, keeping it 1″ (2.5 cm) above your ears. Pinch the spot where the tape meets the other end, lift the loop over your head, and note the measurement. Be as careful as possible to get the most precise measurement.

“Don’t Do Me Dirt!” sticker
“Don’t Do Me Dirt!” sticker

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"Don't Do Me Dirt!" Hoodie

  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit but can run a bit tight
  • Unisex sizing

"Don't Do Me Dirt!" Beanie

  • 100% Turbo acrylic fabric
  • One size fits most

“Don’t Do Me Dirt!” sticker

  • High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
  • Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
  • 95µ thickness
  • Fast and easy bubble-free application

Size & Fit

"Don't Do Me Dirt!" Hoodie

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"Don't Do Me Dirt!" Beanie

  • Circumference: 17 ¼" - 18 ½"

“Don’t Do Me Dirt!” sticker

Quality Guarantee & Returns

"Don't Do Me Dirt!" Hoodie

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

"Don't Do Me Dirt!" Beanie

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

“Don’t Do Me Dirt!” sticker

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

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